Some men consider themselves "breast men;" others, "ass men." I'm world famous as a vagina man. If you've got one of those, we'll get along just fine.But my having a favorite part of the female anatomy doesn't preclude me from appreciating a woman as a whole. That's sort of key if you're not fixin' to wallpaper your home with restraining orders. On the other hand, the restraining order wallpaper is quite the conversation piece, so what do I know?
Well, I know that October is Breast Cancer Awareness month. As a renowned connoisseur of the female figure, I consider breast cancer to be my personal nemesis. I know that the ladies out there think that hate the disease more than I do, but they're wrong. After all, I'm not distracted by the potential of death, now am I?
That's why I want to do my part and help in anyway that I can. I'm really giving like that, even though I'm so infrequently rewarded for my benevolence. That should be how you know that I'm actually a saint.
I'd like to take credit for the idea - and I probably will - but this was actually brought to my attention by Girl on the Right and her marvelous mammaries. But I thought that I should contribute.
Every morning throughout October I will put up a post of nothing but boobies. Some will be beautiful and some will be ridiculous. Some will be real and some will be fake. But they'll all belong to hard-nippled heroes out there, proving that a man actually can get through the day with a painful erection in his pants.
There probably won't be any commentary from me accompanying the pictures, as I feel that it would only detract from their power. Also, I'm very lazy. Since this was her idea, each post will link to Right Girl's most recent post on the topic and the charities that she would like you to contribute to. If you enjoy my selection of fantastic funbags, I'd appreciate it if you went there and helped out as much as you can.
If you're one of my more delicate readers, you should use Breast Cancer Awareness Month as an opportunity to get yourself checked out. If like me, you just like women a whole lot, you should encourage them to get a check-up.
Because a set of awesome udders is a terrible thing to waste.
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