Blogger (hic) Apologizes

"Blogger here. Yeah... um... got stinkin' drunk today. My bad. Had so many plastic cups of Lite beer with green dye that I accidentally yakked into one of my own servers. It was a real "Erin Go Blah" moment. Shut a bunch of blogs down for 18 hours or so... including Secret Dead Blog. Yeah, yeah, It was a dick move. I know. But whatever. I'm Blogger. I'm free. You want to complain? Yeah, thought so, bitch. Put some more Pogues on and let me get back to my drinkaroonis, okay?"